Get In Touch

Unsuccessful author, Self-proclaimed internet celebrity & That fat woman with big boobs who thinks that she looks beautiful. Could have made a lot of money if I had sex with old men for monetary benefits but I choose to have self-esteem instead and use old school, slow and hardworking way of building my empire.

Heartbroken, used and abused. I’m one of a kind person and I will for sure change the way you look at life. I’m not your regular girl; my creativity starts from pooping early morning and ends at masturbating late at night. My idea of sex is female, and my idea of wine includes me bashing the lifestyle I have.

15 thoughts on “Get In Touch

  1. First of all I don’t want all that formal drama to wish you luck and blah blah blah….because you don’t really need it. You’re the most intelligent and sensitive girl I have ever met. If any productive use of fb I’ve ever made then it has to be meeting you, I feel lucky and blessed. On a short note I just want you to remember me always ..
    Do the best. Get the best.

  2. seriously??? 12th grader?? Mighty mighty talent I must say..
    and I love you coz of the last line.. ultimate
    “โ€™m a mixture of Chetan Bhagat , Poonam Pandey , Honey Singh , Miley Cyrus & Narendra Modi.”
    don’t worry I am not a stalker.. I am a 23 old girl blogging addicted ๐Ÿ˜› when I hop to a blog, I just read the bio and the top picks and leave my footprints behind ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. hey maam…….i am also going to get publish my new debue book- you and I -an untold lovestory……
    want to be in touch with you

  4. Hi,


    Love your writing and reading your books avidly…
    I wanted to tell you that you are just awesome, keep writing ๐Ÿ™‚

    If you can remember
    Mohak here!

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  6. udita you are really awesome i think you should become my girlfriends magic wand… i wish she could be as witty as you ๐Ÿ™‚ i like expressions and she is totally inverse of you ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Dear Udita
    Just wanted to share my thoughts on your blog. You are an amazing writer…I have read some of your contents. Kindly let me know if I can access all of them. Looking for a Startup so need your help. Could you please let me how could I connect with you. and thank you so much ๐Ÿ™‚

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