Get In Touch

Unsuccessful author, Self-proclaimed internet celebrity & That fat woman with big boobs who thinks that she looks beautiful. Could have made a lot of money if I had sex with old men for monetary benefits but I choose to have self-esteem instead and use old school, slow and hardworking way of building my empire.

Heartbroken, used and abused. I’m one of a kind person and I will for sure change the way you look at life. I’m not your regular girl; my creativity starts from pooping early morning and ends at masturbating late at night. My idea of sex is female, and my idea of wine includes me bashing the lifestyle I have.

24 thoughts on “Get In Touch”

  1. First of all I don’t want all that formal drama to wish you luck and blah blah blah….because you don’t really need it. You’re the most intelligent and sensitive girl I have ever met. If any productive use of fb I’ve ever made then it has to be meeting you, I feel lucky and blessed. On a short note I just want you to remember me always ..
    Do the best. Get the best.

  2. seriously??? 12th grader?? Mighty mighty talent I must say..
    and I love you coz of the last line.. ultimate
    “’m a mixture of Chetan Bhagat , Poonam Pandey , Honey Singh , Miley Cyrus & Narendra Modi.”
    don’t worry I am not a stalker.. I am a 23 old girl blogging addicted πŸ˜› when I hop to a blog, I just read the bio and the top picks and leave my footprints behind πŸ™‚

  3. hey maam…….i am also going to get publish my new debue book- you and I -an untold lovestory……
    want to be in touch with you

  4. udita you are really awesome i think you should become my girlfriends magic wand… i wish she could be as witty as you πŸ™‚ i like expressions and she is totally inverse of you πŸ™‚

  5. Dear Udita
    Just wanted to share my thoughts on your blog. You are an amazing writer…I have read some of your contents. Kindly let me know if I can access all of them. Looking for a Startup so need your help. Could you please let me how could I connect with you. and thank you so much πŸ™‚

  6. You are one of kind. Keeping doing what you love. But be safe πŸ™‚
    if possible please do mail me we can share some taught (healthy and friendly ones strictly).
    I would be great full if I could have your email ID.
    And sorry for disturbing with the Watsapp text. πŸ™‚
    – Rahul

  7. Udita! Wish I could meet you. I love reading your quora answers as well. Your idea of sex is quite erotic and I love your sexual diaries. Would be glad if you can accept my proposal of writing a new book that can be an unprecedented act of creating a good erotic stuff for everyone. Sending you lots of love and kisses. .* You are great girl πŸ™‚

  8. The world doesnt stick to one, why are you?
    I am looking at you writing a story for us, leave a comment, reaching shouldn’t be much of a trouble. Name may sting you a little…..

  9. I like the way you shoot out your thoughts.. Bold Honest and not caring how anyone would ever react.. Doing what you like in life is a sign of a fighter, it may take its toll sometimes but I wish each day you will wake up happier than the previous day, sun shining brighter for you, and you get what you really deserve cause girl you have earned it… be it success love life hope I really wish you the Godspeed in all walks of life , Being strong after heartbreaks and reincarnating self is really a big deal. As you already know people see what they want to see in others , its their own insecurities, so keep ignoring nutcases as you have always done and never let them hurt you. Only a few in this world see the bigger picture, accepting the Yin & the Yang within and trying to keep the balance whole life. So keep travelling, Give people chances and most importantly DO keep writing …. it makes life a little less messier and a lot more cozy.

  10. Hi Udita. I loved your blogs. I have a small suggestion about the colour choice for your blog. The black background and white text sometimes, makes reading a bit tired. The yellow background also distracts sometimes.

  11. Hi am really trying hard to get in touch with u but failed to get a reply from u…. It would be pleasure if u could give me a reply on insta or here….

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