18 situations in a relationship which makes you go ‘Teri maa de paraunte !’

  • It’s not you. It’s me


  • Baby , we are not working out anymore.


  • You are using me !


  • All you want is sex


  • Are you on periods ?


  • Can you stop talking to that person ?


  • I told you no PDA !

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  • Are you double dating me ?


  • Tell me your Facebook password


  • Let me got through your Whatsapp


  • I was not in mood of drinking. Friends forced me.


  • Send me some naughty clicks


  • Let’s take a break. Not a break up.


  • You forgot our anniversary

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  • Let me play game !

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  • Does my rack look like set of rotten oranges ?

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  • Now that we broke up , let’s stay friends


  • Can I hit on your best friend ?

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Author: IUditaPal

Erotica Blogger, Unsuccessful author, Self-proclaimed internet celebrity & That fat woman who thinks that she looks beautiful. Could have made a lot of money if I had sex with old men for monetary benefits but I choose to have self-esteem instead and use old school, a slow and hardworking way of building my empire. I'm one of a kind person and I will for sure change the way you look at life. I'm not your regular girl; my creativity starts from pooping early morning and ends at masturbating late at night. My idea of sex is female, and my idea of wine includes me bashing the lifestyle I have. I touch the topics people don't want to touch, talk about issues which we don't want to talk about and tell about part of life which we keep to ourselves.

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