If Bollywood dialogs was rewritten writer style.

 

If Bollywood dialogs was rewritten writer style.

 

Original: Tum pehle se hi itni khoobsurat thi ya waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam.

Oppa Writer Style: Tum pehle se hi writer the ya waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam

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Original: Kya ek dusre se pyaar karna kafi nahi hota ?  Nahi , Kabhi nahi hota.

Oppa Writer Style: Kya sirf writer hona kafi nahi hota ?  Nahi , Kabhi kafi nahi hota.

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Original: Mumbai Daily ki associate editor ho tum. Film stars ki friendship tumse nahi , tumhari position se hai.

Oppa Writer Style: Penguin ke author ho tum. Authors ki friendship tumse nahi , tumhari position se hai.

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Original: Sala duniya mein ane ke liye bhi 300 million sperms se race lagani padti hai.

Oppa Writer Style:  Sala writer banne ke liye bhi 300 manuscripts se race lagani padti hai.

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Original: Socho agar main idea hoti aur tum technology, humari patang kitni mast udti.

Oppa Writer Style: Socho agar tum editor hote aur main writer , book bestseller hoti.

 

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