#My Take Over Dates!

I hate dates. I don’t know why! Every time I use to update my status as back from date it  use to cross 20+ likes and stupid comments like … ‘awww, awesome (My Take : Really ? FUCK YOU) what ate?  (My Take: Each other’s Head! )What wore?  (Leaves! ) No one asks who paid (BECAUSE THEY KNEW IT WAS ME). Yes I’ve always paid on dates. I don’t like guys paying for me. It kind of makes me feel awkward I never let them pay. No matter how expensive or cheap place is I always pay. Another demerit of dating, one has to get dressed up. I hate dressing for someone and now everyone will be like then don’t dress up but I’m girl…my thinking starts from looks. Another demerit I’m a bit punctual and usually guys I’ve dated are always date it also piss me off guys joining me late with lame excuses. And I don’t know why guys don’t bring gifts on date! I love unwrapping gifts. i

Another thing what’s point of updating status was on date with …?? I mean we are out, why you want world to know? It’s sick. Long back (Honestly …2 months) I dated this guy ‘Hybrid Monkey’ I always took him to OMC For date and his always excuse I can’t pay and my always habit  I’ll PAY . Date doesn’t mean to go to fancy restaurants or eat continental. A date is a way of spending few hours together in peace and alone. But in materialistic world reputation counts a lot, if my best friend has been taken to three3 star hotel take me to five star else fuck you.

And definitely there comes a part where you have to explain were you wasted money to your parents and then you’re like SCREWED UP! No Answers Bam! New excuses!. That’s why I preferred long distance relationships! Once a month cam chat (god bless Skype), Thousands of picture exchanged on whatsapp (God bless what too). At least my money is not wasted nor have I to lie to my parents! And I’m totally Commerce Buddhi, I don’t like wasting a single penny (FYI: Buying Books Isn’t a Waste, not for me at least).

I want a long drive date really bad ,

OMC Dates are disasters I had

I want to wear my favorite sneakers

And my favorite tee,

I want a hottie next to me

Want Ray Ban Glares, To Get everyone’s stares

Want To Relax, Want to be set free!

Want to smile care free!

Oh yes I’m done with crap! Forget whatever I wrote. It’s just I’ve never experienced this term perfectly DATE. So I curse it .so next time if you go one date. Choose a calm place over restaurant. Choose a gift for her over new shirt. Choose more of funny talks and less of money (Kidding carry lot of money, girls are demanding).Click pictures and mail me. And yes I wasn’t actually dating a monkey it’s what I started calling him after break up.

Author: IUditaPal

Erotica Blogger, Unsuccessful author, Self-proclaimed internet celebrity & That fat woman who thinks that she looks beautiful. Could have made a lot of money if I had sex with old men for monetary benefits but I choose to have self-esteem instead and use old school, a slow and hardworking way of building my empire. I'm one of a kind person and I will for sure change the way you look at life. I'm not your regular girl; my creativity starts from pooping early morning and ends at masturbating late at night. My idea of sex is female, and my idea of wine includes me bashing the lifestyle I have. I touch the topics people don't want to touch, talk about issues which we don't want to talk about and tell about part of life which we keep to ourselves.

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